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Best "Bad" Movies?

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You guys ever watch a movie that was so poorly made or one where it was so obvious that the budget was only $20, that it was funny to watch?

Me and my friends love these and I was wondering if y'all have seen some that maybe we haven't heard of.

Our favorites include but not limited to........

- Dolomite

- Frankenhooker

- Black Ninja

- Leprechaun in the Hood

- Jack Frost

- Uncle Sam

- Breakin' and Breakin' 2 (not bad, but very very 80's)

And please for the love of god. If if it exists and anyone knows where to find a copy of "Blood Sucking Freaks" on DVD, please let me know. It is by far the oddest, terrible-lest, funniest, most badly done horror movie I have ever seen in my life.

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Death Race 2000. One of Stallone's first, with David Carradine. I still can't beleive they made an actual movie out of it.

Probably the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen. I think whoever wrote it obviously thought "Lets use all the props left over from different movies, and throw them all together and see what happens." Most skin flicks have better plots and writing.

If any of you fellas see this flick in a 3 dollar bin or at your rental place, watch it. It's legendary.

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It doesn't classify as a "Bad" movie, but I just have to mention the absolute greatness of Spaceballs!

Spaceballs has go down in history as the best movie in the category of "So stupid its funny".

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it!

Laser Gunner: Sorry sir. Doing my best.

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?

Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.

Dark Helmet: Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.

Dark Helmet: I know that!....What's his name?

Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir, Major Asshole

Dark Helmet: and his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip Asshole

Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?

The Crew: YO!!!!

Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes

[Dark Helmet pulls his mask down]

Dark Helmet: Keep firing assholes!!

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Hahha, yes drew. I just learned today that Troma is a production company that just makes "bad" movies.

I think I need to see them all!

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Hahha, yes drew.  I just learned today that Troma is a production company that just makes "bad" movies.

I think I need to see them all!

Teenage Cat Girls in Heat is a good place to start. Or you could go with the classics like "Tromeo and Juliet", "Sorority Girls at the Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama", or "The Toxic Avenger"

Troma's Web Site

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What was the "horror" movie that pointed out every cliche?

Wasn't "Scary Movie" was it?

No, much older and not as goofy. It was made just like a bad '70's horror flick, just with graphics pointing out unlocked doors and things like that.

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(for adults) - Spiderbabe, Lord of the G-Strings so stupid

Pumpkinhead

Uncle Sam

Terror Firme

I'll second Spaceballs, add Rushmore, and This is Spinal Tap

rushmore is one of my favorite movies of all time, bill murray is a beauty

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what about airplane? or that other which was roughly the same thing but for a space shuttle?

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the dentist (number 2 especially)

jack frost (and jack frost 2)

any leprechaun movie, especially leprechaun in the hood and leprechaun in space

there's so many but i'm drawing a blank...

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Dazed and Confused...might be the best "bad" movie I've ever seen. Nothing really happens in it. Kinda like a big Seinfeld episode (with more drug use).

Lots of the people in it went on to better things (Ben Affleck, Matthew McConaughey, Milla Jovovich).

Great soundtrack too....

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Lots of the people in it went on to better things (Ben Affleck, Matthew McConaughey, Milla Jovovich).

Great soundtrack too....

you could say the same about Royal Tenebaums, it was funny but not as widely know as the one would expect from that cast

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