Cats

[Trippingblue 1]

bubbler? your cat smokes weed?

--nick--

[Doctor Hook 0]

bubbler? your cat smokes weed?

--nick--

It's a Mass thing. I think he means water cooler.

My brother's cat was a faucet drinker. Mine is a bowl girl.

[greech 4]

bubbler? your cat smokes weed?

--nick--

Haha yeah my bad, you should see the looks when I ask to use the bubbler when I'm out of the state.

[Balmer15 0]

my cats both drink out of the dogs bowl, which is about 5ft from theirs. although it is on the counter. lazy cats. oh, and it's an irish wolfhound, the dog. so the water is disgusting after its been out a day

[Aussie Joe 0]

my cats both drink out of the dogs bowl, which is about 5ft from theirs. although it is on the counter. lazy cats. oh, and it's an irish wolfhound, the dog. so the water is disgusting after its been out a day

That's a HUGE dog!

GF's cat loves to drink out of the dog's bowl. The dog is an asshole and cracks it at the cat whenever it drinks out of the bowl.

I hate that freak'n cat!

[Jason Harris 31]

I once called The Big D at work and said, "I'm starting to think that Midnight's father was a chihuahua...."

The cat is 16 pounds, moves from room to room in the house as its people move, goes on its hind legs to be pet, waits at the window when it hears the bus come down the road, and sprawls on the floor just like dogs do.

I've never had a cat act that way.

[Dundeestar 0]

Our Cat Samhain-Gretsky (couldn't resit the naming part) Boag-Hopkins (his full name) c'mon lets start naming and shameing our moggies, can turn on our bath tap and sometimes naps in our bathroom sink, untill i filled it with water LOL and then relised he can pull out the plug , the wee yites smarter than me damn and probably a better player to, ... would love to know what other peoples Cats are called just to see if there are any Hockey related names there....or am i the only sad dude out there HA HA :D :D :D

[sabby47 2]

lol cute stories guys. I'm a huge animal lover and growing up I had all sorts of little critters but I always had a cat. My baby I have now is almost 14 and the whole time I've had her she's never once tried to attack any of the other little pets I've had. She just kinda sits there and watches them scurry about, maybe give them a pat or two with her paw but no aggression whatsoever. Must have something to do with her owner being a vegetarian lol.

That's a big ole kitty Spreed.

[Spreedizzle 1]

16lbs worth of Bacon for me.......

[Race4LastPlace 31]

16lbs worth of Bacon for me.......

fat cats are the best. heres my beast

[Cobra2717 0]

He is still a bit of a baby...but is already a faucet drinker.

[15yearsofhistory 0]

My cat, Licorice, loves to drink week old water out of a candle dish sitting on a table in the common room. He also enjoys dog bones and eating the mail everyday. I had a cat named Keebler (r.i.p) who would sit in a window sill like a person sits in a chair: strangest thing ever.

[lotus 2]

oh kitties.

My cat also drinks from the sink, except sometimes she just sits there, even when you turn the water on. Nobody knows why except for my mother and myself - she wants you to cup your hands together into a bowl and she'll drink from that. Spoiled huh? Just gotta ignore her and she'll settle for the dripping water haha.

and my brother and his roommates got a cat last winter, he's bigger now but I love this pic.

[Spreedizzle 1]

First cat looks constipated............I'd be weary of your comforter........

[Trippingblue 1]

I had a cat who loved to kill little animals and lay them out as gifts. He'd kill them and surgically dissect the bodies, then put them back together as if whole on your favourite pillow or your doorstep. You'd go pick them up and they would fall apart like a bad biology experiment.

Fred (my ginger tabby) caught a squirrel, then let it loose in my apartment. It ran around for hours till I could catch it and put it outside. Fred got pissy and ignored me for 3 days.

Fred's brother George used to get fed live mice and now he won't eat regular food unless you feed him one every couple weeks.

--nick--

[lotus 2]

First cat looks constipated............I'd be weary of your comforter........

bahhaah, that night turned out okay for my comforter. though we are slightly concerned she may have pee'd on my friend after he passed out. That or all the tequila made him piss himself, but he smelled, that's for sure.

[Spreedizzle 1]

First cat looks constipated............I'd be weary of your comforter........

bahhaah, that night turned out okay for my comforter. though we are slightly concerned she may have pee'd on my friend after he passed out. That or all the tequila made him piss himself, but he smelled, that's for sure.

Bacon took a leak on my ex-gf back in NC one morning. She's laying in bed under the covers and I'm lookin at her on my side and Bacon hops on her back......I see his back muscles kind of tighten up.....and then when he didn't move for about 6 seconds I knew what he was doing. One handed smack and cat and pee went flying in all directions. 2 washings and a dry cleaning and the comforter was saved. As for the girlie......hindsight.....it is a good thing that he pissed all over her. ;)

[Aussie Joe 0]

Animals know!! My dog would constantly bark at an ex, she never barks at anyone. Not even other dogs. Should have known there and then she was a time waster, among other things.

[Doctor Hook 0]

Any fellow kitty puckers ever have their furball do naughty stuff on your hockey gear? Worst I've seen was a load of regurgitated Meow Mix on my Tacks. Oh and a dead mouse in my hockey bag. But no stinky lemonade spraying on my Sher-Wood 5030s, thank Jah.

[Chadd 916]

The wife is an animal nut, some would just say a nut but that's another story.... Anyway, she's been trapping some of the feral cats that hang out where she works and gets the adults fixed and then gets the kittens into a no kill shelter where she volunteers. I helped her trap this one a couple nights ago and it looks like we'll be fostering it for a while.

Anyone wanting to adopt her(?) should just let me know.

[Jason Harris 31]

Any fellow kitty puckers ever have their furball do naughty stuff on your hockey gear?

We once went away for an overnight, so we put the cat into garage with food, water and his kitty litter. My equipment was spread on the floor to dry, so apparently the cat didn't need his litter. It sure seemed vindictive!

The irony is he'd occasionally sleep on my used jersey and t-shirt strewn in front of the washer. Apparently, he liked Old Spice.....

[lotus 2]

My cat actually pissed in my open hockey bag. Luckily most of my gear was out of it drying. I had my reff whistle in there from whenever I reffed the occasional inline games in my area. Never used that one again. Roll of once-white tape was uh, well, not white. And the occasional junk ruined, old laces etc.

[Johnny Law 0]

Re: cat peeing on you hockey equipment/bag

Unless your cat is sick they do it because of the smell. All cats fixed or not have the capacity to mark their territory by spraying, something in the smell of the bag/equipment tells them that there is a strange cat around that they can't find. If they can't find it they need to let it know that this is their territory hence the spraying.

Keep your stuff from really smelling and let them get used to it and they should be fine. 98% of cats do not like going somewhere else than the litter box as they are prewired to bury their waste.

One of my cats loves nacho cheese Doritos and waffles.....

[Jason Harris 31]

Any idea what to do about a cat that goes in front of the litter box? This cat is so much fun, but it's frustrating to let him in from the big outdoor kitty litter, only to have him leave number two in front of the box. We've tried bleaching the area, putting food dishes nearby, or letting him out more often. The only thing we can think of trying is one of the auto-cleaning machines.

[DarkStar50 679]

Spree

Now I know what you mean about your Bacon and my Chester!! They are brothers, for sure. Chester is about 14 lbs. I'll get some pictures of my team up here, too.

Gemma

Darcy. My wife agreed on it and I still think of Darcy Tucker when Darcy is around. AKA Mr. Darcy

Everybody should have a cat named Tiger!

Jamie is the white cat in front and Dylan is the orange cat in back. Dylan is AKA Brian Wilson, he is a bit out there.

Chester, also goes by his native American name- Chester You're So Big.