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Sex before a hockey Game

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I've often heard about that but never really bothered. I went to that game the other night (had some sex before) and my legs were heavy, fatigue came faster, power was close to none. So what do you guys think, is that a myth or is it a scientific fact?

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Its true, its a known fact.

Actually, I read somewhere that ejaculation increases the amount of testosterone in the system, which would have the obvious effects on performance (more aggressive, etc.)

That said, my girlfriend and I experimented with this a bit during summer league and even during the local pre-season tournaments for my AAA team. While I did feel slightly drained after intercourse (since I usually do all the work), I believe I played better in the games before which I recieved oral gratification.

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My buddy has created what he calls the "Irwin Hat Trick". It consists of Eating a steak...playing hockey and having sex in the same day. Any order.

Originally, it was steak, sex and scoring a goal...but he downgraded to just playing to make it more attainable *L*

As far as Sex RIGHT before you leave for a gmae...yeah...I can see that tiring you out, and leaving you a little flat on the ice (pun intended).

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How about rubbing one out? Or how about rubbing one out during a game? That would definitely have to hinder your playing performance and put your junk in serious jeopardy. :o

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haha that reminds me of when they talk about the guy who had the masterbation problem in slapshot and how he got penalties on purpose so he could be by himself in the penalty box.

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haha that reminds me of when they talk about the guy who had the masterbation problem in slapshot and how he got penalties on purpose so he could be by himself in the penalty box.

LOL, I was hoping someone would make the connection. That is what I was thinking of when I replied. :lol:

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As long as you have her do all of the work I dont see a problem?

^^^Read my post above^^^

I believe that is why I have a bit more luck with the knob-gobble than I do with the...well...I'm going to avoid going into too much detail.

Unfortunately, my girlfriend of over a year didn't have any experience before myself, and I can't say I have the patience to sit back and let her learn, so I always end-up doing the bulk of the work.

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Speaking for the old farts, take it if you can get it and to hell with your game. ;)

Or if your married with children. ("hell I can play next week") :unsure:

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I distinctly remember reading or hearing that some college did a study on athletic performance and pregame sexual activity, and that the final conclusion was that as long as the sex wasn't too over-exhausting, that the release of testertone during male orgasm actually had a positive effect on gametime performance. Again, I'm pretty sure I read that awhile ago. And to top it off, I further remember hearing that the Olympic Village during the games becomes basically a wild orgy of pre-competition sex. Most programs don't let their athletes have that much private time before a race or something, but the few that do, I'm pretty sure I remember that they're off getting some ass. I'm sure it call comes down to PP though. I mean, sure sex is good, but then the bitch just starts yapping her mouth off and getting all annoying and it just winds up ruining any kind of pregame focus you were trying to get.

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I'd have to say that 2 hours before will give you enough rest and still have lingering testosterone to give a performance edge. Anything around the one hour mark or less and you just dont have any jump on your skates. :blink: These are probably the only times you might here a GUY say "Not now honey..." :ph34r:

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I find that if I have sex an hour or more before a game (giving me enough time to rid myself of the post humping sensitivity) I actually play better. I skate smoother and am aware of my surroundings more. Anything within an hour is bad though. I'd never turn it down of course, but it hurts my game performance, cause my body can't rebound from activity to activity that quickly.

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I distinctly remember reading or hearing that some college did a study on athletic performance and pregame sexual activity, and that the final conclusion was that as long as the sex wasn't too over-exhausting, that the release of testertone during male orgasm actually had a positive effect on gametime performance. Again, I'm pretty sure I read that awhile ago. And to top it off, I further remember hearing that the Olympic Village during the games becomes basically a wild orgy of pre-competition sex. Most programs don't let their athletes have that much private time before a race or something, but the few that do, I'm pretty sure I remember that they're off getting some ass. I'm sure it call comes down to PP though. I mean, sure sex is good, but then the bitch just starts yapping her mouth off and getting all annoying and it just winds up ruining any kind of pregame focus you were trying to get.

That's especially true for the women, because sex gives them a testosterone spike. I know female boxers especially get it on as much as possible before matches.

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I don't want to be too course, but if ejaculation get the testosterone going, but the workout isn't a good idea, then what about a BJ, that would work i guess.

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spinwax: Some guy has probably tested that theory :blink:

The best game I played in 2005, I had sex the entire night, fell asleep (for 3 hours) and woke up 15mins before the game was set to start.

Had already packed my stuff so jumped in the car and arrived just as the game started, the Ref forgot his whistle so it was postponed for 20mins.

Ended up scoring 7 goals and added 2 helpers in a 10-7 win.

But if it wasn't for the 3 hour (unintentional) nap I would have been busted.

Heard that thing about the Olympic Village too, the commentator said something about "relieveing presure", and that a french coach had prohibited his athletes (both men and female) from haveing sex before competeing.

:ph34r:

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Dude way TRUE i cant have sex before because the times i have you have no drive and you cant hit and you cant skate nearly as good.

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LOL, my beer league just rescheduled a whole round of playoff games because a lot of the players complained about playing on Valentine's Day. Some guys said they would never get laid again if they played hockey on Feb. 14 instead of taking their wives to dinner.

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for those that are crazy about everything being light, including having lighter rivets to save a gram or so, i suppose there is 1 plus to sex before a game, ejaculation will make you lose 1/4 of a gram off your body weight :ph34r:

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