Naming a team

[A_Steeves12 0]

LMAO thats a good one

[ladystorm3 0]

You should go with the Master Baiters and have a fish on the front of your jersey. Well thats my dream at least.

my vote is for that

[cardinalhcky26 0]

The s.s.s.a.m.k the "Steven segal sunday afternoon movie kings" is a name at the rink i play at i thoght that was a good one

[Ogie Oglethorpe 14]

In Southie, there used to be a team called B.A.M.F

(bad a$$, muther puckers.... or, you catch my drift)

Now that I'm an adult, however, it doesn't seem as clever....

[Ogie Oglethorpe 14]

That does make me think.... you could be the "Mutha Puckers".....

Here's a very, very broad list of names that you might choose from:

McKracken's Maulers (that was another character in the Slapshot movie, by the way)

Slapslut

Ludwig Von Beertoven

South Fargen Iceholes

Belfour's Bus-Boys

Razor's Jerry's Kids

Pond Scum

Mo's Ho's / Mo's Koho Ho's

Rude Brood

Team Budweiser

Body by Budweiser

Shiner Puck Brewing Company

Armadillo Road Kill

Brew Crew

West Vile Virus

Beerhounds

Natural Born Swillers

The Dallas Cowboy Beerleaders

The Tragically Hip-check

Don's Cherry pits

Beer Barons

Dog-Faced Carnie Freaks

Falling Wallendas

Al's Coholics

Crapshot

Beer Badgers

Anchor Foghorn Alumni's

Bluebeer's Ghost

Beer Banditos

Sidewinders

Gremlins

Bargoyles

Gator Bait

Beer BarnStormers

Mesquite Toads

Tugnutts / Tugnutt's Groin Pull

Iron City Wreckers

Bar B. Autch

Drunk-N-Donuts

Drunk-N-Disorderly

Public Indecency

Indecent Exposure

Shawskank Redemption

Osama Beer Laden

Starpucks Coffey

Nightcrawlers

What a Messier

Dishonarable Discharge

Disorderly Conduct

Edmonton Spoilers

Snow Plowed

Scorepeeons http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/hockey/we...eams/scorpions/

Louisiana Everblades

Mullets

Mr. Hanky's Hero's

Jackals

New Haven Knights (UHL team)

Velociraptors

Vikings

ONES THAT ONLY THE TWISTED COULD LOVE:

The Bearded Clams

Clam Diggers

Camel Toes

Wisker Biscuit

Bearded Beaver

Weeping Sores and Bleeding Gums

The KnickerPuckers

Love Muscle

The Hymenlick Maneuver

Canadian Knicker Bacon

[Reaper 0]

How about...

Iceholes!

:D

"They're a bunch of Iceholes!"

[Hockeyman9621 0]

The Jack Hoff crew, Flying Pandas, The Happy Gilmores, and there was a men's league team near me called the Bloody Tampons, no joke. :lol:

[Jbone 0]

Mother Puckers or the Rusty Nuts.

[blues_91 0]

There is a team in my 3on3 league called the lil Puckers, and one called Wazy's Wignuts, which I don't really get.

[jjtt99 0]

There is a team in our league that is called "The Red Army" and they ad 'ov' to the end of their last names. For example:

Jonesov

Smithov

Nelsonov

Pretty funny...ov.

Cheers,

JJov

[joshy207 15]

The Sore Dicks. Because sore dicks can't be beat...

[Jim Bob 0]

Molson Canadians

Labatt Blues

The Guiness Stout

Black & Tan

[Ogie Oglethorpe 14]

You could get pink jerseys and be the "Cherrypacking Fudgepickers"......

[jjtt99 0]

The Arena Football League has some cool team names so that could be a source of inspiration.

http://www.arenafootball.com/

I love the New Orleans Voo Doo logo!

http://www.govoodoo.com/

Cheers,

JJ

[the_game 452]

the Chernobyl Meltdown

[ladystorm3 0]

There is a team in our league that is called "The Red Army" and they ad 'ov' to the end of their last names. For example:

Jonesov

Smithov

Nelsonov

Pretty funny...ov.

Cheers,

JJov

thats the best one i have heard. that what u need to have

[bigmak05 0]

Name of my team in peewee... SeaMen lol I like Motha Puckers better tho

[Hipster 5]

There is a team in our league that is called "The Red Army" and they ad 'ov' to the end of their last names. For example:

Jonesov

Smithov

Nelsonov

Pretty funny...ov.

Cheers,

JJov

That's pretty funny without being in bad taste.

Maybe we can use a version of it. Call ourselves the "Onandovs" or the "Gettingovs"

Every one can add an "OV" to the end of their name, but everyone will be required to change their first name to Alexei, Yuri, or Vladislav.

[ladystorm3 0]

There is a team in our league that is called "The Red Army" and they ad 'ov' to the end of their last names.  For example:

Jonesov

Smithov

Nelsonov

Pretty funny...ov.

Cheers,

JJov

That's pretty funny without being in bad taste.

Maybe we can use a version of it. Call ourselves the "Onandovs" or the "Gettingovs"

Every one can add an "OV" to the end of their name, but everyone will be required to change their first name to Alexei, Yuri, or Vladislav.

do they announce gfames at your rink?? that would be hilarious if they announced your alls goals using these names, execpt to the russian people in your rink

[Sticks of Fury 0]

Tweety Turds

Big Juggs

Old Guns

Tomato Cans

MR. Game Misconduct

Snatch Penalty

and I dare ya

Smelly Balls

[Ogie Oglethorpe 14]

Tweety Turds

Big Juggs

Old Guns

Tomato Cans

MR. Game Misconduct

Snatch Penalty

and I dare ya

Smelly Balls

And on a related thought..... you could be "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls"

Your theme song : http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserv...5336572-8024058

[Sticks of Fury 0]

Tweety Turds

Big Juggs

Old Guns

Tomato Cans

MR. Game Misconduct

Snatch Penalty

and I dare ya

Smelly Balls

And on a related thought..... you could be "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls"

Your theme song : http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserv...5336572-8024058

Hilarious

Here is the Windows Media version for the amazon page.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserv...3677041-9993455

[ladystorm3 0]

Tweety Turds

Big Juggs

Old Guns

Tomato Cans

MR. Game Misconduct

Snatch Penalty

and I dare ya

Smelly Balls

And on a related thought..... you could be "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls"

Your theme song : http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserv...5336572-8024058

lol

i got that cd when it came out and my dad went crazy when his 12 year old was listening to that.

[JSchultz 25]

Not that I have anything constructive to add to the mix but,

When we used to put house league inline teams together to practice for our tourney team, we'd try to get creative. I've so far sucessfully manned the 'Brave lil toasters' in which our jerseys were baby blue. No one took us even half as seriously as they should, yet we took the division. Once again, funny to be amongst teams called 'the destroyers' 'marauders' and the obligatory 'blackhawks' (I'm in Chicago)

We also fielded a team using the old IHL logo for the Cleveland lumberjacks. I believe it was that badass beaver. As fate should have it, we named our team the Angry Beavers. This did not bode too well with league officials, due to it's 'disrespect to females'. We were forced to change for the next season. Although the jersey did not match, we came up with 'the amish donkeys'. Once again, we were forced to change after another season. sheesh.

Currently in my rink there are some gems for names

The Pink Ponies (with appropriately colored hot pink dazzle cloth jerseys)

Yummy Yaks Yogurt

The Bikini Thieves

The Cowboys from Hell (team I currently play with)

The Bastard Children

It's always playing inline hockey where I see the most comical names. Gotta love it!

[toroytorero 0]

ohio players my personal favorite

jackson five

BOb WELch Movement

double double

pain train