hockey phrases

[warrior37 0]

what's the matter, did you leave your balls at home?

hey asshole, ive got a regular shift

slapshot = clapper

[flyguy1697 0]

My personal favorite is the Jofa.

Call any female a Jofa who has an unreal body but her face looks like she got smacked with a 2x4.

All of the surrounding equipment is good, except the helmet.

Sorry to you jofa lovers.

[kosydar 0]

I've heard of Jofa= Jacket Over Fat Ass.

[chippa13 1844]

We've got a few beer league gems:

Johnny Try Hard - any kid who plays like his life depends on it, we've all played against these guys.

"Stripes, how about 2 for tryin'?" - useful for situations such as a kid breaking up a play on a backcheck, beer league boys, who backchecks hard.

"Settle down, tough guy, nobody's getting signed tonight."

[#44wannabe 4]

Hitting a G-note - Scoring a goal

[Trudy14 0]

Not sure if anyone's mentioned "SNIPESICLE" but thats a good one.

Also, when someone can't put the puck in the net tell them "you couldn't finish a 5 dollar whore!".

[sockeyes17 0]

for a guy who is telling the ref he got an assist on a goal when clearly he didn't is known as a chisel.

[tips09 0]

Im not sure if these have been said already but:

Gino- Goal

Apple- Assist

Snip- Snipe

Top Cheese- Top Corner

Chedz- Top Corners

[SidCaeser 0]

We had three of the "naked guys" on our team. They would just hang around and talk post game, and we started referring to the locker room at a "sausage fest."

[biff44 0]

katie bar the door

That's "Kitty-bar the door".

I is DEFINITELY "Katie, bar the door"

[li7039 0]

TNH17 knows this guy also, my one buddy every other word that comes out of his mouth is a curse. I would post some of the sayings here but i would prob get a warning or something.

****gnome was my favorite.

[Smitty34 0]

"Sniped" is a common one.

The two that I can't stand are "hit the net" and "make better passes."

[wildebeest 0]

katie bar the door

That's "Kitty-bar the door".

I is DEFINITELY "Katie, bar the door"

He's right. My dad says that all the time. Usually in preparation for getting ass chewed out... my mother is what we call a "strong-headed woman".

Also, I think it's in a country song about a dude hiding under the bed from his girlfriend's husband.

[sturdy22 28]

Pulled The Chute

Dangle doctor

Head on a swivle

[flyerman 0]

Can't believe I didn't see this one anywhere:

Keep your stick on the ice!

[james12lucy 0]

1: "He's as smooth as a gravy sandwhich!": Teammate with soft hands or a sweet stride.

2: "Want me to hold your purse so you can change that tampon sweetie?": After a weak hit.

3: "Whats the matter, do those mitts have strings?": If someone won't drop'em.

4: "You couldn't jerk me off Princess": Any time you really want to put someone off. Usually you get a retort like "Oh yeah...."

[fastbrother7 0]

If any of you have seen the film The Count of Monte Cristo ( modern version ) , the grimey initial captain who helped bring Edmond down with his trickery and deciet was named "Danglars". Thus, many years ago, I coined the phrase:

"That kids got Danglars"

[ArcArsenal 0]

Hammer Hawk - that guy always takin a peek in the locker room

There is always the classic "And boom goes the dynamite" - for goals

[lampliter87 8]

I heard apple for assist just this weekend and was very proud to know what it meant.

[fastbrother7 0]

Hammer Hawk - that guy always takin a peek in the locker room

There is always the classic "And boom goes the dynamite" - for goals

Thats a good one. Our variation of those guys were "cock jockers"

[Jbone 0]

I like saying Bingo for gino's. Another favorite is dummied, for when theres a big hit, and for when someone gets dummied I'd say to them, "you got caught in the bus lane and you were only riding a bike".

[SnipinCheese87 0]

Cookie Monster, whoever gets close quarter top shelf goals.

Dangle Session = skate and shoot / pick up hockey

[wildebeest 0]

HOLY JUMPIN'!!

I'd be remiss if I didn't throw in an all-time Panger-ism.

[lampliter87 8]

Dangle Session = skate and shoot / pick up hockey

We use DangleFest/Snipeshow. Sometimes even DangleFestSnipeShow all kinda rolled into one if its a really wide talent spread.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Gongshow.

[SnipinCheese87 0]

Dangle Session = skate and shoot / pick up hockey

We use DangleFest/Snipeshow. Sometimes even DangleFestSnipeShow all kinda rolled into one if its a really wide talent spread.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Gongshow.

yea ive heard danglefest before, we also consider S&S "working on the resume", or "putting on the clinic"