hockey phrases

[dsjunior1388 81]

I've seen a new floating around Facebook.

"Swagg".

Does that refer to a players gear as 'swag'.... Or is it more in reference to overall style and Swagg-er

[n/m]...I guess when all you do is look at pictures you tend to miss something:

swag·ger--

1. to walk or strut with a defiant or insolent air.

2. to boast or brag noisily.

3. to bring, drive, force, etc., by blustering.

4. swaggering manner, conduct, or walk; ostentatious display of arrogance and conceit.

Swag can be gear as well...

seems like the easiest way is: swagg - referring to swagger vs. swag - referring to stuff/gear

[DoubleT96 0]

Love this topic!!!

Classic from when I was a kid, is when a someone, usually a newbie, would go for a puck behind the net and the toe of his stick would get caught under the Zamboni doors, the stick would jam and the butt-end would spear the kid in the stomach, stop him mid-skate and knock the wind out of him. He'd fall on the ground trying to suck air, and someone would yelll, "Ohhhhh shit!!! He got lollipopped!!!!" since for a split second, the kid was stuck at the end of the stick!

Also would happen all the time playing street hockey on a hot day, when a new kid would skate around with his stick on the ground holding it with two hands like he was probably being taught, but then all of a sudden, his mylec blade would catch some soft tar, and he'd get lollipopped. I would always bust out laughing....i felt kinda bad, but the sound of someone yelling..."OHHHHHHHH! LOLLIPOPPPPP!" was so effing hilarious!

[Jeff 0]

"He got lollipopped!!!!"

:lol: Oh man, I am going to use that one for sure.

The only hockey phrase I use is actually in a non-hockey atmosphere. Sometimes I will call someone a"bender" even though they have no clue what it is. <_<

[Ahriman 1]

I have a tendency to at NHL, college games and even when I'm freaking at home on the couch to scream "FEET!" when a player has lost sight of a puck in the corner, after a hit, etc. Drives the little lady crazy.

[GSH13 0]

in all honesty. has anyone heard of a guy callin a snipe a SOUP CAN???

A buddy of mine tried tellin us that it was meaning he put the puck through a space the size of a soup can, we all thought he was crazy. so i was just wondering if he did in fact try makin it up or if it ACTAULLY exists.

I've heard something similar. But the guy I heard say it was known to practice shooting office by sniping soup cans on a string hanging off the crossbar.

"Beauty snipe"

"Just likea soup can"

"Yard sale" is another I've heard in a different context. I always heard it meaning a player or team who has mismatched equipment..

[DoubleT96 0]

in all honesty. has anyone heard of a guy callin a snipe a SOUP CAN???

A buddy of mine tried tellin us that it was meaning he put the puck through a space the size of a soup can, we all thought he was crazy. so i was just wondering if he did in fact try makin it up or if it ACTAULLY exists.

I've heard something similar. But the guy I heard say it was known to practice shooting office by sniping soup cans on a string hanging off the crossbar.

"Beauty snipe"

"Just likea soup can"

"Yard sale" is another I've heard in a different context. I always heard it meaning a player or team who has mismatched equipment..

I've not heard "Soup Can." We did have a similar term we called "Mailbox" because the houses on our block had mailboxes on the curb and we all used to open the mailbox door and shoot into the mailbox to practice accuracy if we got bored. So then in a game if someone sniped a corner, ou would hear guys yell "OHHH....Mailbox"

[xstartxtodayx 343]

"Yard sale" is another I've heard in a different context. I always heard it meaning a player or team who has mismatched equipment..

I figured the term came over from snowboarding/skiing/biking/etc when a guy wipes real bad and his helmet/gloves/goggle and ski's (for ski'ers) goes flying everywhere.

[mremis 0]

love calling slapshots HOWITZERS!!!!!!!!!

one of the guys on my team would always say, lets play some "old time hockey", or my coach would say we need to play (insert our team name here) hockey, and we'd always laugh and do impressions of him and say, ok boys, we're gonna go out there and play some cardinal hockey. (we were the cardinals)

[DoubleT96 0]

love calling slapshots HOWITZERS!!!!!!!!!

I've always laughed when I hear guys refer to good slappes as "a heavy shot." Dude on my team had laser, and evey time he'd wind up we'd yell "HHEEEEAVVVY SHOTTTT!"

[bauerguy88 0]

Love this topic!!!

Classic from when I was a kid, is when a someone, usually a newbie, would go for a puck behind the net and the toe of his stick would get caught under the Zamboni doors, the stick would jam and the butt-end would spear the kid in the stomach, stop him mid-skate and knock the wind out of him. He'd fall on the ground trying to suck air, and someone would yelll, "Ohhhhh shit!!! He got lollipopped!!!!" since for a split second, the kid was stuck at the end of the stick!

Also would happen all the time playing street hockey on a hot day, when a new kid would skate around with his stick on the ground holding it with two hands like he was probably being taught, but then all of a sudden, his mylec blade would catch some soft tar, and he'd get lollipopped. I would always bust out laughing....i felt kinda bad, but the sound of someone yelling..."OHHHHHHHH! LOLLIPOPPPPP!" was so effing hilarious!

i read this whole topic. it is so funny. when i read this one i laughed so hard.

i have a few sayings that i usually use

"you got a hold of that one!" for when someone fans on a slap shot or a one timer

"feet, feet" for when the puck is between the skates and the guy doesnt know where it is

"man on/one on" for when the a player has a forechecker right behind him

[Aussie Joe 0]

My 9 y.o. after his goalie robbed one of the "big kids" from the other team with a nasty glove save.

"Dude..... you just got owned by a girl!" :lol:

I play top grade inline here and we have one of the best female hockey players in the country with us. We still use that and she always laughs, she loves beating the guys to the puck and scoring.

[Duster 0]

When a person from the other team lines up near your bench, you say:

"Hey dustie."

"What's up ya f*ckin' gong show?"

"Benderrrrr.."

"Suck my c*ck." (If you're playing a catholic school, this works well.)

I've done this before and guys have missed passes of the draw, etc.

This one also works when you're getting beat 7-0 by the "kids across the street"..

"What. The. F*ck."

[lampliter87 8]

Make sure you mention their mother too. That way they'll know you mean business.

[twistoffate19 0]

My personal favourite(s) is if someone whiffs a shot or lines up a big hit and misses:

"Does that shot/hit come in men's?"

[DoubleT96 0]

Make sure you mention their mother too. That way they'll know you mean business.

Ha!

..and regarding "Suck my c*ck." (If you're playing a catholic school, this works well.) Let me know how that one works against CC; unless you play for them. Then the response would be moot.

[adam14 182]

haha we just got a new one. hit the goalie in the mask, somebody always comes out with the comment "Oh shit, goalie got domed"

[DoubleT96 0]

haha we just got a new one. hit the goalie in the mask, somebody always comes out with the comment "Oh shit, goalie got domed"

Ha!!! I probably would have had to do laps b/c I wouldn't have been able to stop laughing after I heard someone yell that out.

[jmiami 4]

When I miss an open net(which happens often enough), I usually go back to the bench cribbing a line from Bull Durham...."I couldn't hit water if I fell out of a f*ckin' boat"!

[ndlancer95 0]

When a sniper gets stoned

"Call the police, you just got robbed

[dumbpolak9 1]

we were messing around in the locker room making jokes and s*** one kid gets ripped bad. a teammate goes get the tape you juss ripped =P

[yrhmblnr8r 69]

After a bad call, ask the ref, "Where'd you get your jersey? You steal it from a Foot locker?"

Then next time he's in front of your bench on the blue line say, "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend anyone who works at Foot Locker."

[fawn111 0]

Funniest thing I ever heard......

Remember when BIll Pidto was the ESPN NHL Tonight host.....

Anyway.... there was a clip... I forget who was playing, I think it was Jersey.... the camera panned to the goalie and then to one of those remote controlled Mini-blimps that was clearly not working properly and was banging into the boards about 7 feet off the ice.....

Bill Pidto "Martain Brodeur... focused. The Blimp, not focused".

To this day, the best line of commentary I've ever heard in sports

[dumbpolak9 1]

when some one falls i always say "watch out its kinda slippery"

[DoubleT96 0]

Last week our team lit this team up pretty bad and my fraternity brother said, "Shit, that goalie's gonna have a nasty sunburn on his back standing in front of that red lamp all night" I busted out laughing after hearing that one

[yrhmblnr8r 69]

Some time in the early 90s when Zdeno Cíger was playing with New Jersey he had a multi-goal game. The TSN guys headed to the commercial with the bumper "...and in New Jersey, Ciger is smokin'!" Obvious, but it cracked me up.