Gummer12 134 Report post Posted November 30, 2007 Need to mess with someone, get em in their f'n mind...I've done the Tape on the skate blade thing, and the Icy Hot in the jock is old. Need some new ideas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoXish 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2007 How about "Don't be a dick and have fun playing hockey..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gummer12 134 Report post Posted November 30, 2007 no, it's not that at all...it goes back and forth.. I'm running out of ideas..the old figure skates in the bag is still a classic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mack 44 Report post Posted November 30, 2007 Obviously doesn't translate well into gay locker room "shenanigans" but this is always fun: lol MS Office. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
camhockey16 5 Report post Posted November 30, 2007 fill up their shaft with sand? if he has the right type of stick to do it with..put something gross in their gloves so when they go to put them on it smooshes on their handsmake a "check me" patch and put it on the back of their jerseylace up their skates backwards so that if you tied a bow it would be at the bottom of the skate not the topif you want to spend money go out and buy the same exact stick as them but the opposite hand (lefty or righty). then tape it up just like they do and switch it on them at some pointthats all i can think of for now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chadd 916 Report post Posted November 30, 2007 If they use Easton, Mission or CCM/RBK skates; get them to leave the room for a minute and take the steel off the skate. You should be able to do it while they piss or if you can get them to run back out to their car for something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wallin2199 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2007 A good skate soaking is always fun... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoHawks 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2007 if you want to spend money go out and buy the same exact stick as them but the opposite hand (lefty or righty). then tape it up just like they do and switch it on them at some point That's dedication, I would laugh so hard if I saw that happen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strosedefence34 175 Report post Posted November 30, 2007 if you don't use team water bottles replace something in their water bottle with something interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stampeder 2 Report post Posted November 30, 2007 Fuck it be mean, piss in their shampoo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smaile9 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2007 - Fill the shaft with water- Tape their kit to the ceiling of the locker room- plastic tape on the visor so it seems like its steamed upIf you can get hold of their kit overnight (if you keep your teams kit in a locker room) you can ...- put their glove in water then put it in the freezer- put their helmet or elbow in a bucket of jello and leave overnight to set!Or you can mess with their clothes while their on the ice.- stitch their pants at the end (if you take notice of what leg they put in last and only stich this leg its hilarious watching them fall over!)- nail their shoes to the bench-classic but sooo funny, cut the end of their socks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quintin 16 Report post Posted November 30, 2007 Shaving cream in skates.... too far? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stampede#11 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2007 It's an old one and pretty crap, but it still cracks me up sometimes .... especially when we got one guy 5 times in the same day ....Just wait until someone leaves the locker room to do something ... call them back with urgency in your voice ... when they come back just say something like "see ya later". The irritation on their face is priceless.Like I said pretty lame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patrick67 1 Report post Posted November 30, 2007 I'm just glad I don't play on the same team as stampeder or snaile9. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LkptTiger 1 Report post Posted November 30, 2007 Get some heavy-duty nails and nail the sonofabitch's shoes to the floor - works best if done during an equipment run to the dressing room during practice...or, if you play in an older barn, during the requisite "turn the showers on halfway through practice so they're almost warm by the time we're off the ice" trip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnthonyJTa 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2007 Get some heavy-duty nails and nail the sonofabitch's shoes to the floor - works best if done during an equipment run to the dressing room during practice...We did that to a guy's shower sandals... we figured it wouldn't be so mean, as if we did it to his shoes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LkptTiger 1 Report post Posted November 30, 2007 If you would have nailed his shoes to the floor, his feet would have ended-up a little cold. As it is, you probably indirectly gave the guy Athlete's Foot or MRSA...lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ti-girl 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2007 There was a girl on my ball team who we all hated and wanted her to quit. She was a "princess" type and would bitch and complain about getting sweaty...anyway...I was on waterbottle duty and as co-captain decided that I had HAD ENOUGH of her shit.Took her waterbottle and around the spout put the nail biter's nail polish on it. Tastes like some strong chemical and it DOESNT come off unless you use nail polish remover.It was well worth it to see her spit out her water constantly and dump it...and fill it up only with the same result.It was also worth it to see her run after she refused to do some drills because she was sooooooo thirsty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chippa13 1844 Report post Posted November 30, 2007 Back in the days of woodies, sawing most of the way through a stick was always a gem. Cut laces, baby powder in the helmet, a bag of pucks stashed in the bottom of a guy's bag (weighs down a bag nicely). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N!! 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2007 Greek yogurt smeared on both sides of the visor. It's thinner than the usual yogurt so it's not as obvious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ronnychencharik 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2007 Rattail 'em right before they get in the shower. IMPORTANT!!!- the shower must be on the hottest setting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobovski 1 Report post Posted December 1, 2007 I have a good one, if he wears a cage you have to get him before he puts his helmet on. Wait until he's occupied doing something else, go stand next to him and then say his name really loud to get his attention. When he looks in your direction, just jab him in the eye with the butt end of your stick as hard as you can.Haha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jon93 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2007 wow, i think that last one might be a little tough explaining to your coach. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCATMAN 33 Report post Posted December 1, 2007 ^^^ too far mate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brent 1 Report post Posted December 1, 2007 Put pink tape on his stick before the game! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites