JR Boucicaut 3759 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 Here are the pics -Ready to slash someone who flexes my sticks!Felix is about to get it!My hard-ass prison poseThe WidowmakerProtecting my sharpener at all timesXXX marks the spot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davis 0 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 JR, you're a LUNATIC MAN! Frickin' freakshow, I can't believe they let you handle sharp objects like that.I love the tape job though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBLfan 25 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 hahahahahaha, this should be a sticky!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR Boucicaut 3759 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 I'm gonna get fired for creating WMDs at work.I should include instructions on how to make your own. It's really easy - just need a skate blade, a crossgrinder and a butt end. Cut the butt end tenon off, then take a saw and cut a slit in the butt end. Insert blade, then hot melt glue it in. Shape blade with crossy and there you go!Just don't kill anyone on my account, please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fatwabbit 93 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 haa... you should put a pic of that in the shop, and let all those who flex our sticks beware... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LkptTiger 1 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 Remember what I said about fighting you for that spot on Michelle's team?Forget it. You can have the spot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR Boucicaut 3759 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 It even has that special shape (the Parabolic cut out) so I can rip out some guts! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Datsyukiandeek 0 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 I was gonna say Preds suck... but not if you're holding a shank :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LkptTiger 1 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 Dis-friggin'-turbing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mack 44 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 Not bad, but I've been making shivs since primary school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LkptTiger 1 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 ...and I have a strong feeling that you will someday find yourself in a situation in which you will be able to/have to put all of that practice to good use. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mack 44 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 Naw, I'm more into white collar crimes that would get me something Martha Stewart-y in punishment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 1 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 JR, I saw Felix trying to walk out of the shop with that Phoenix Coyotes mini goalie stick! Cut him up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fletch 219 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 Nice, JR.....lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hidious 0 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 modsquadhockey.com is now prohibided and blocked from school servers all around the globe. :lol: Great thread title! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D aka speck 0 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 I think I was inches from being the first victim...and I didn't even flex any twigs!JR should start an Ebay biz for inmate shanks!!!!!!A true marvel of craftsmanship. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sven 1 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 I just turned on the TV... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CCC8190 0 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 haa... you should put a pic of that in the shop, and let all those who flex our sticks beware... better yet, just let felix hold it like in the last picture. there is NOTHING more intimidating than a small doll holding a blade, lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cougarscaptain87 11 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 im sure this is a great way to start off hockeydeals.com huh jr? :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
forbs02 20 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 Wow... that is just... I actually don't know. You could dress up in a rain slicker and go as the Gorton's Fisherman- THE RECKONING. I like how you put it with Felix the Cat, it made the knife seem a touch less threatening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wayne 0 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 JR, thanks to you, Prison Shank is now the most common search term on Google the past 24 hours... Click the "I'm feeling lucky" button and your mug shows up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR Boucicaut 3759 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 Well, the shank is gonna die today. I'm going to have to destroy it. If I throw it away it may fall in the wrong hands and that would be unfortunate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
All Torhs Team 0 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 I find it funny that you would need a shank in a hockey store.If anyone tries anything, youve got..um...hockey sticks...? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadioGaGa 162 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 Is there a version with a composite handle? I want to keep the overall weight down if I can. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joshy207 15 Report post Posted May 22, 2007 Bouce, why don't you try SELLING something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
