April fools jokes

[Michael9 57]

So its the 1st of April today anyone play any good jokes on there friends today?

[troy 12]

Put my school's letterhead at the top of a page saying, "STALLS UNDER MAINTENANCE. PLEASE USE WOMEN'S RESTROOM," and taped that to the guys' stalls and locked the doors. I'm hoping someone bites.

[brettlynch11 0]

That has potential.

[Michael9 57]

I hide every piece of food my roomate has, I mean everything!!!! and hide it in the bathroom. Then I filled his section of the fridge and all of his cupboards with empty beer bottels. When got back from class today it was a total priceless look.

[RadioGaGa 162]

A Toronto Radio station had an interview this morning with the 'creator' of www.tradeyourchild.com (or something like that) where you could trade you kids. They took a few angry calls from listeners, and one host got a text from a friend in TV asking for info on the site so she could follow up before they spilled the beans.

Our Morning show called a Petro Canada station and posed as a head office person and told him that the gas price was being dropped to 69.8 (It's around 84 cents/litre right now). Then he said, actually I can approve a drop to 60.0....he got down to 40 before teh guy said he'd have to call his boss for approval first. It was a pretty good call actually.

At noon Jim Rome announced that Barry Bonds had signed a 1 year contract and would be hitting behind Man Ram. By noon, I had already forgot what day it was....so I was just about to call my buddy and tell him (gullable...yeah, I know).

[dalebert 8]

I am going to Florida tomorrow with 2 friends and we are going to visit my friend's dad. Now there are some problems going on with his father that are neither here nor there but I will just say it make this one work perfectly. In class today I sat with the friend whose father we are going to visit. So we texted the other and I said "Yo [other friend] never came to class today I just got a text saying trip is off. Did you get this?" He bit we had him going for about a hour.

Then at work I have a friend who smokes. I tell him to stop all the time but it's like talking to a wall, a smoking wall. So first pack I took some clear tape and taped the top shut. He tried to open it...He couldn't. Then he finally figured out why he couldn't get to them. I then poked holes in them with a needle. He had lots of trouble smoking them. I laughed again. The for the finale he grabbed another pack from his car and I took a paperclip straightened it out and took all the tobacco out of them. The look when he opened them was AWESOME. It went something like this... :o <_<

[RadioGaGa 162]

It went something like this... :o <_<

Bonus "Post of the Day" points for creative/effective use of smileys.

[TBLfan 25]

Oldie but a goodie.

[dalebert 8]

It went something like this... :o <_<

Bonus "Post of the Day" points for creative/effective use of smileys.

Haha thanks, I gotta say April Fool's may be my favorite holiday, I love playing pranks (harmless ones I'm not a fan of ones that hurt people in any way) only problem I see is I got something big coming my way one of these years haha.

[TBLfan 25]

My problem is that I go too far, so I don't do them. I kind of assume that people have a little common sense.

I'm kind of curious about a girl I was talking to earlier today, apparently she thinks she has hpv. Which at best is a poor April fools joke, at worst it's a nice advanced warning.

[skater32 0]

My grandpa is a huge Phillies fan and his favorite player is Jimmy Rollins. So we were going to call him and say that Rollins got traded to the Yankees for Jeter. He hates the Yankees. I even wrote up a fake press release for my sister to read to him. But he is working late today, so we have to wait to next year i guess.

[roscoe6 1]

Every Wednesday at the main cafeteria on campus during the lunch hour our Government Student Body puts out a fish tank with condoms in it for "Free Condom Wednesday". A student was caught by the GSB president taking a sewing needle to the contents of the tank. Too bad for those couples that this year April Fool's was on a Wednesday, and that the GSB president has a great sense of humor. Ha. Some people...

[furlanitalia 1]

Anyone in Vancouver here the Radio this morning?

Team 1040 (I think) got in touch with Bure and had him come on to talk about how he had been in talks with Mike Gillis (his old agent and gm of the Canucks) and they were discussing how he was days away from suiting up in Vancouver again.

Other then that my boss put out of order signs in our office building, which unfortunately also happens to be the city centre and you can only access the stairs with a key card.

[lampliter87 8]

We removed ceiling tiles in the Spanish room (and hid them) to spell out the word "hola" when the teacher was on lunch break.

[davis 0]

A buddy of mine splattered some fake blood (leftover from halloween) onto a towel, on his neck, and down his shirt then ran into the cafeteria and told a guy that he slipped in the bathroom and cut his neck on one of the stalls. The guy rushed him to the hospital, and then punched repeatedly by the ER door at the hospital when he confessed, haha :lol:

[Goalieboy#1 1]

When my dad fell asleep at ~11 o'clock on tuesday, my mom took his keys and drove his truck to the block behind ours. Woke up and started freaking out that his truck wasnt there. It was great! ^_^

[thejackal 46]

I called my dad and told him I was dropping out of college to become a fireman. He was freaked out more than you'd think.

[lotus 2]

I called my dad and told him I was dropping out of college to become a fireman. He was freaked out more than you'd think.

april fools jokes never go over well on fathers hahaha. Last year I told my dad I was dropping out of school to work my current job full time. He said it was probably a good idea since I wasn't doing so hot anyway :P I'm still not sure if he was joking....

[Allsmokenopancake 0]

Not sure how many people have seen this before, but in 1957, the BBC pulled the best April Fools day prank ever.

This was when a lot of people would have got their news from the daily paper, and the BBC, being that there were only 2 or 3 stations, no internet or anything of the sort.

Apparently the BBC offices were inundated with calls about where to get seeds to plant this tree...

Swiss Spaghetti Tree Harvest...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyUvNnmFtgI

[furlanitalia 1]

Saw that one. Pretty clever and very funny.

[ndlancer95 0]

Happy April fools day....... I have a few good tricks up my sleeve, including some shenanigans on the school news show and messing with my senile Latin teacher. Anyone else have good pranks?

[RadioGaGa 162]

http://mail.google.com/mail/help/motion.html

Another...that is very specific to my job. One year I went through the morning shows music and on most of the songs where I knew he'd be doing an intro...I put a loud distracting sound (car horn, dog bark, car crash) right before the point where he'd be hitting the "post" to throw him off.

It went over pretty well...had him guessing all morning when it would happen again. He was laughing when I came in.

[mac53 0]

My roomates and I filled a large garbage can with water in the shower than put it up against the door when my one roomate came back from class, water spilled all over him. We didnt really fool him but we he was really mad

[t6lock 24]

sock tape on teammates skates :)

[maxamillion 3]

my buddy pulled a good one a few years ago.

AFD was on a Sunday and he emailed his dad something along the lines of "Taking [his GF at the time] to the abortion clinic, I'll let you know how it goes..."

to which his dad replied

"good luck, but the abortion clinics are usually closed on sundays."

I almost died when he told me that.