Sounds like you're in my neck of the woods (Orange County, CA).
You're right. Monkey and Pure don't profile - they recommend Ultimate Skate & Hockey at Anaheim Ice for that service. However, USH is really more of a figure skating shop and does NOT have a Prosharp or a Blademaster. It's just James on the stand-up Wyssota. He can adjust pitch and radius (to an extent), but good luck getting him to give you hard data on what he did.
I'm seriously considering investing in a ProSharp AS2001 and starting a mobile sharpening/profiling business....seems the market may be ripe for it...