hockey phrases

[JoeyJ0506 192]

When a guy on either team falls crossing a line on the ice with no one around:

"Man...those lines can be such D***S!"

[dw91 0]

Ive also heard things like "hey ref gwt off ur knees your blowing the game"

LOL, my buddy got tossed for using that one at our last away game in chicago...and he was in the top row of the bleachers

[Hoffer 0]

bender – Name for someone who cant skate.

[#44wannabe 4]

"Lets do these smarmy Essex boys!" followed by silence and then "errrr Dave, they're from Kent"

[mack 44]

LULZ

[themooseisloose 0]

You got stoved in your mug kit. -> Getting punched in the face.

[Hooah4 12]

In our beer league we change teams every season and mix it up. This of course leads to great bench chatter throughout the game. Last night as one of my former teammates was trying to race our D for a loose puck I yelled "One on......nevermind, you're good, it's only (insert name here)!"

- "you guys are skating like Peggy Flemming!".

- "Timber!" whenever someone goes down hard

[ktang 34]

We need hockey phrases from you guys / gals speaking other languages, too, e.g. German, Swiss German, Swedish, Finnish, Danish, French, Quebecois French, Australian English, Russian, Czech, Spanish, etc.

[Patrick67 1]

Just asked a Danish guy I know:

Spaeend helmen = "Buckle your helmet!"

Koom ind i kampen = "get (your ass/head) into the game!"

Film = Dive / Hollywood

Sii Sii Siii!!!! = Strainer (obviously directed at the opposing goalie, and said multiple times)

Lok Roven = "Shut your ass"

Hold Kaft Svans = "Shut your mouth quuer"

Svans = quuer

Soo = Pig

The rest are "normal" (single) swear words comparable to what you hear at any rink in the states.

-edit- The spelling is probably off, but I'm pretty sure/hope the pronunciation is quite right. -edit-

[lampliter87 8]

I've got plenty of Czech single swear words, but nothing specifically hockey related.

[Doctor Hook 0]

"He put it upper candy corns!"

(scored top corner)

Feel free to use that one at your next beer league game.

[ronnychencharik 0]

we "snipe ginos" when someone scores on a slapshot

[adam14 182]

bouge ton cul, is one the coach often uses on me :P it means move your ass..

[QandA 0]

I've seen better wheels on a boat.

[Allsmokenopancake 0]

We changed leagues this past season. Same skill level, just different rink. Both are advertised as no check leagues, which is great. The new league allows more physical play. This is also great, but we didn't know what was good and what was a penalty for the first game or two.

First game, our guy gets knocked off the puck with a pretty good shoulder to shoulder check. This would have been called in our old league, butnot here.

So I say to the ref "Where's the call on that ref"

His response was an absolute classic (even if I did feel like a dummy for the rest of the game)

"What do you want me to do, call him 2 minutes for hockey?"

We've adjusted now, and it is far and away more enjoyable, no big open checks or anything, but you can get stuck in good and proper.

But yeah, "what do you want me to do, call him 2 minutes for hockey" will be how I remember that ref for a long time :lol:

[RadioGaGa 162]

Had a buddy in highschool who liked to yell:

"Hit 'em with yer purse!"

Thought that was pretty good.

[Jarick 5]

"You put your whole vag into that one" - a guy whiffing a slapper

[dw91 0]

anybody on here from Germany that has any good ones? I speak a little, but would like to expand my vocabulary :)

[Doctor Hook 0]

Hit up the B's - Sabres game the other night and some bro-dudes were yelling, "That's what you're paid for, Chara!"

Like from Slap Shot.

See it's funny because they took the original line and used it in reference to the Bruins hockey game.

[EBondo 232]

Overheard at my game this past week from the stands after one of our forwards got slashed across the hands and no penalty was called...

"Hey Ref! Check your cell... you missed a call!"

My buddy said that in CanAm when we were watching a game. We were dying for a good ten minutes,

[AnthonyJTa 0]

Not really on-ice, but after the skate.. a kid had wandering eyes while the guys were undressing, and someone bagged him. They've said everything from "Hey, the pecker-checker is here!", to "He looked like a kid in a candy store!!"

[Zamboni 6]

Guess kids are watching a lot of Habs games in French;were hearing " est le but a lot when they score.

[Aussie Joe 0]

We need hockey phrases from you guys / gals speaking other languages, too, e.g. German, Swiss German, Swedish, Finnish, Danish, French, Quebecois French, Australian English, Russian, Czech, Spanish, etc.

One that get's carried over from Aussie Rules... "Buddy, you may as well put your hand's down your pants, that's the only touch you're ever going to get today."

Some Aussie stuff is mostly slang/swearing... You guys might have it over wherever you are as well. Some one that misses an easy chance will be shouted down and called a "shit-c*nt".

My favourite was when a bloke got dropped in front of our bench. He wears a pink mouthguard and was trying to mouth off back through his guard. It was complete babble and one guy leaned over the bench and yelled.. "Sorry buddy can't understand what you are saying, you have too much shit in your mouth!"

[colton23 0]

Yah, in our games if one of us scores upstairs we say "damn he just got hired at home depot in the SHELF DEPARTMENT".

[SidCaeser 0]

When the shit it the fan...is from a song written by eminem ,d.dre and somebody else

That phrase has been around long before the song. The first time I heard it was in Airplane the movie, and the visual helped.

In our beer league we started calling the "dump and chase" the "dump." Our guys are great at dumping it in, but there is no chase. We end up turning around getting back on defense. So, it is know as the dump.