Warrior Johnson

[thejackal 46]

i can see warrior coming out with a shaft saver product

That is who did develop it. Well at least the Inno guys did. I know this from talking with the guys from Renfrew about it.

shrink-wrapping ;)

[LkptTiger 1]

i can see warrior coming out with a shaft saver product

The could go for the (slightly) more subtle approach and call it the "the James."

The Warrior Jimmy stick bag would match up with the Johnson perfectly.

They could go for the blatantly explicit approach and call it "the Cock Ring."

[Buzz_LightBeer 968]

Just in case you were wondering, my Johnson is 48" long (sorry, had to)

[mack 44]

UGH! Just....ugh.

[li7039 0]

just wait until a catholic school boy comes home with one of these things.

[vitaminZ 0]

I dont know its teh perfect motif for that kind of marketing scheme so I kind of commend them for going all the way with it, just not something I like

[mack 44]

They coloured a stick named after a penis doodoo brown. This cements everything I thought about the people in charge of their marketing.

[Buzz_LightBeer 968]

it looks pudding brown in the pics, but its more poop brown.

no nipple grip, just soft grip

[Buzz_LightBeer 968]

[mack 44]

Yeah....take pics of that Johnson. Flex it. Tell us how that grip feels. Have you inserted anything in it yet? It's fresh? Ooooh.

[Krev 86]

Why does it have to be so...tard looking. Ugh. Makes me not want to buy another Dolomite, just because it's a Warrior product.

[habookus 1]

I actually like the retro 70's color scheme going on there.

[Krev 86]

I just noticed this. With all the brown, yellow, and orange on it, why did they have to make the logo bright blue. The stick stands out enough as it is, so they shouldn't have to worry about making their logo stand out as well. It's a bit over kill.

[markov79 0]

Yeah....take pics of that Johnson. Flex it. Tell us how that grip feels. Have you inserted anything in it yet? It's fresh? Ooooh.

I think I see a blade at the end of the shaft in the 1st pic.

[mack 44]

It's foreskin.

[Buzz_LightBeer 968]

Imagine a Warrior goal line....

The cock blocker, snatch, and their leg pads would have wings.

[Rustpot 1]

It's foreskin.

Five-skin, get it right.

[the iceman 132]

[millencolin9387 0]

Come on, Buzz.

You're better than that.

[Rustpot 1]

Makes you wonder if the Johnson is available in XL, X-Stiff like the AK will be. Will Canada and Europe get special Johnsons?

[Krev 86]

Yes, it will be shipped in a nice cond...bubble wrapped layer. Other than that, it might be cut 2 inches shorter, and painted a lighter brown.

[mack 44]

I hope the grip version is called Veiny.

[Spreedizzle 1]

Makes you wonder if the Johnson is available in XL, X-Stiff like the AK will be. Will Canada and Europe get special Johnsons?

Or will they offer stock butt ends with a knob.....or should I say head, or uncircumcized.

[Reaper 0]

They could go for the blatantly explicit approach and call it "the Cock Ring."

If a cock ring covers your whole stick then you've definitely got a problem with size.

[A2rhino 62]

This thread has turned about as gay as Elton John.